1 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:20,895 (SCREAMING) 2 00:00:20,978 --> 00:00:23,689 FRY: Run, Leelal They're bouncing right at us! 3 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,858 (ANGRY YELLING) 4 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,153 (SCREAMING) 5 00:00:37,453 --> 00:00:39,247 So, anybody hungry? 6 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,498 I could stuff myself. 7 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:43,376 I'll use that free app that tells you what restaurants you're near. 8 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:45,503 You mean the window? Yes. 9 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,429 (HORN HONKING) 10 00:00:55,888 --> 00:00:59,892 I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! 11 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,019 I demand extra dipping sauce! 12 00:01:02,186 --> 00:01:03,187 How many? 13 00:01:03,312 --> 00:01:04,313 I don't know. Two? 14 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,777 Welcome to Fishy Joe's. 15 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,238 Today is Stroganoff Thursday. 16 00:01:12,321 --> 00:01:15,074 We are currently out of the following menu items. 17 00:01:15,157 --> 00:01:16,325 WOMAN: Stroganoff. 18 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,535 May I take your order? 19 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,744 I'll have the Stroganoff. 20 00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:20,746 Okay. 21 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:24,500 Yeah, give me the fried spaghetti dinner breakfast pocket for lunch 22 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,587 and a big bucket of mixed sodas. 23 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,130 One kids' meal. Got it. 24 00:01:29,505 --> 00:01:31,340 LEELA: Huh. Buggalo Tots? 25 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,925 What exactly are those made of? 26 00:01:33,342 --> 00:01:34,385 You got a warrant? 27 00:01:34,468 --> 00:01:36,345 I'll just have something from the light menu. 28 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,389 How about the gardener lover's salad? 29 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,349 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 30 00:01:40,516 --> 00:01:41,559 (GROANS) 31 00:01:41,642 --> 00:01:42,893 Just give me the fruit cup. 32 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,770 Okey-doke. 33 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,689 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 34 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:50,818 (SLURPING) 35 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,156 Oh, God. Fruit is spelled F-R-O-O-T. 36 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,783 And it's got quotation marks around it. 37 00:01:58,367 --> 00:01:59,368 Hmm... 38 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:02,913 There's nothing wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal. 39 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,373 (WHEEZING) 40 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,876 (GROANING) Heart attack. 41 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,586 (GASPING) 42 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:11,964 (GULPS) 43 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:13,382 I'm fine. 44 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,009 (CRACKING) 45 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:18,387 Ow! I got a bone in my fruit! That's it. 46 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,389 From now on, we're not eating anything 47 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,933 unless we know what it is and where it's from. 48 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,353 We're going to the local farmers market. 49 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,730 Ah, Mom, do we have to? 50 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,412 (CLUCKING) 51 00:02:46,874 --> 00:02:48,668 This is what I'm talking about. 52 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,505 See all the dirt and earwigs? That's the sign of healthy food. 53 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:55,424 You think that's healthy, try this. 54 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,469 I found it growing at the bottom of my hamper. 55 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:01,722 Mmm! 56 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,349 So fresh and musty. 57 00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:04,767 MAN: It's what I do. 58 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:10,189 Hello, tiny man. 59 00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:13,401 You want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup? 60 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:14,694 Sure. 61 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:16,862 (COUGHING) 62 00:03:17,279 --> 00:03:18,656 Mmm. Ah. 63 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,449 That's the kind of sap I like. 64 00:03:20,616 --> 00:03:23,994 You the kind of sap I like. 65 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,621 I'm scare-roused. 66 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:26,831 (HUMMING) 67 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:31,293 (GASPS) Zuban tobacco? The richest, most obnoxious kind! 68 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,463 Listen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke, 69 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,716 one that's equally good in a crowded elevator 70 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,050 or an audience with the Pope. 71 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,553 Forget the Pope, my friend. 72 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:41,887 Smoke one of these, 73 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,933 and God himself will ask to be seated far away from you. 74 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,393 Ooh! 75 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:51,105 Heirloom eggs? That's so life-affirming. 76 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,566 I'll bet you run your own hatchery, 77 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:56,485 just you and your wife, Matilda. 78 00:03:56,944 --> 00:04:00,072 No, ma'am. Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest. 79 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,616 And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife. 80 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,034 You're a lucky man. 81 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,537 But are they way more expensive than regular eggs? 82 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,831 Way more. Ooh! 83 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:09,915 I'll take a dozen. 84 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:16,839 What? 85 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:22,386 You're not my breakfast friends. What are you doing here? 86 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:26,015 Leela blackmailed us all into eating healthy, organic food. 87 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,642 Blackmail? What does she have on you? 88 00:04:28,809 --> 00:04:31,270 As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, 89 00:04:31,353 --> 00:04:32,521 you'll never find out. 90 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,148 They're not filthy. 91 00:04:34,231 --> 00:04:38,152 They're wholesome, fertile and fresh from the forest floor. 92 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:39,361 There's some filth. 93 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,864 "Fertile?" What does that mean? 94 00:04:41,947 --> 00:04:45,910 It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, infant creature 95 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:47,369 unless we cook it first. 96 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:50,080 Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants. 97 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:52,249 What? That's horrifying! 98 00:04:52,374 --> 00:04:54,668 ZOIDBERG, you're an inhuman monster. 99 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,879 What are you, my driver's license? 100 00:04:57,171 --> 00:05:00,174 Eating a sweet, innocent chick before it's even hatched? 101 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:04,261 Oh, no, you won't! I refuse to eat an unborn animal. 102 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:07,890 I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure 103 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:10,142 until it hatches out into the world. 104 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,685 And then I'm going to eat it. 105 00:05:12,269 --> 00:05:16,398 (MAN SINGING) Ain't nothing like a postcard coming from your own mind 106 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,067 Your own mind 107 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:24,532 Hey there's a toothache coming from your goldmine, your goldmine 108 00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:31,163 Why don't you come on over sometime 109 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,667 And have ourselves a really good time 110 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:38,170 Talk about whatever inside 111 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:42,633 Trip into the egg man's mind... 112 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,394 Should we turn on the TV? 113 00:05:53,477 --> 00:05:54,520 Nah. 114 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,483 (COUGHING) 115 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,819 Bender, do you mind? I'm roosting. 116 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:05,239 I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds. 117 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:07,908 How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar? 118 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,827 Think of the unborn embryo. 119 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:11,453 That's what I'm gonna call the yacht. 120 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:12,955 (CLUCKING) 121 00:06:14,164 --> 00:06:15,624 Stop pecking me! 122 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:17,793 Hey! 123 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:18,878 (YELLS) 124 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,754 Leggo my eggo, crabbo! 125 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:23,465 Stop it, Fry. That's sexual harassment! 126 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,844 Yeah, come down off your round, white pulpit. 127 00:06:26,927 --> 00:06:28,804 You're just going to eat that thing anyway. 128 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:31,807 I was, but you can't sit on something for a week 129 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,642 without falling in love with it. 130 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,395 Whoever's in here deserves a chance at life. 131 00:06:36,478 --> 00:06:39,565 A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man, 132 00:06:39,648 --> 00:06:41,483 like I did as a baby. 133 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:46,405 And so I make this solemn vow to do everything I can to make sure 134 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:49,366 this wonderful, innocent creature 135 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:52,578 enters this world happy, healthy, and... 136 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:54,663 All yours, ZOIDBERG. 137 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,001 (HISSING) 138 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:00,210 (ALL GASP) 139 00:07:01,378 --> 00:07:04,340 Ah, look at the cute little... Aah! 140 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:08,010 I was gonna go yachting in those feet! 141 00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:14,892 (HISSING) Oh! 142 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,810 (GRUMBLING) Oh! Oh! 143 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:18,562 Aah! 144 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,108 Relax, you babies. It's no different from stomping a puppy. 145 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,902 (GRUNTING) 146 00:07:24,985 --> 00:07:27,196 Everyone, stop! He's not going to hurt you. 147 00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:29,698 I'm standing in a pool of my own feet! 148 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,409 Bender's right. Kill it before someone names it! 149 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:35,079 No! Mr. Peppy just wants to be our friend. 150 00:07:35,162 --> 00:07:36,121 Oy! 151 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,666 Look, I know he's ugly, and kind of corrosive, 152 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:42,044 but we can't murder someone just 'cause he's hideous and annoying. 153 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,964 That's what we said about ZOIDBERG, and look where that got us. 154 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,632 Amy has a point. 155 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,969 Mr. Peppy's not like ZOIDBERG. He's my friend. 156 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,054 Aw... 157 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,821 (DOGS BARKING) 158 00:08:12,032 --> 00:08:13,867 (WHIMPERING) 159 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,831 (SIREN WAILING) 160 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,922 (MOANING) 161 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,299 Where to, adulterers? 162 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:30,676 (GASPS) (BEEPING) 163 00:08:30,759 --> 00:08:31,844 Calculon? 164 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:35,556 Then it wasn't your body they found in the harbor after the bomb went off. 165 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:36,974 What bomb? 166 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:42,312 It takes more than that to surprise me. Bender. 167 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:43,397 (YELLS) 168 00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:46,608 What you doing, little buddy? 169 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,862 Ah, yeah, Uncle Bender, he's your friend. 170 00:08:49,945 --> 00:08:51,447 (GROWLING) 171 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,531 (SCREAMS) 172 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,117 Huh? 173 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:56,368 Oh... 174 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,536 You want to play fetch. 175 00:08:57,619 --> 00:08:58,871 (PANTING) 176 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,623 Come on, boy, get the ball. 177 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,375 (GROWLING) 178 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,335 (LAUGHS) 179 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,047 Dumb jerk. Come on, get the ball. 180 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,715 (YELLING) 181 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:11,925 (EVERYONE GASPS) 182 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:15,429 Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal! 183 00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:16,972 It's gonna Kill us all. 184 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:20,267 It's so huge. How big does one of those things get? 185 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:23,187 Well, that depends on what one of those things is. 186 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:25,272 That seems like a fact worth knowing. 187 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,650 Good startling news, everyone. 188 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,569 I found a description of the creature 189 00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:32,696 in this medieval monster manual. 190 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:41,955 Just as I feared. Attack-type J. 191 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,208 No! No! 192 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,045 Yes! It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton, 193 00:09:48,128 --> 00:09:50,422 leaving nothing but a puddle of flesh. 194 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,965 ALL: Ew! 195 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:55,594 Hence, the Latin name, Bonus vampirus, 196 00:09:55,677 --> 00:09:59,932 or as you non-Catholics would say, the bone vampire. 197 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,350 Dios mio. 198 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,605 That's ridiculous! Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones. 199 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:10,442 I raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda. 200 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,527 (GAGGING) 201 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,445 At least there's only one of them. 202 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,781 The good news is, they can't start breeding. 203 00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:20,786 The bad news, everyone, is, the beast reproduces asexually. 204 00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:22,454 A single bone vampire, 205 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,708 left alone with some quiet music and some bone vampire porn, 206 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,128 could produce dozens of deadly offspring. 207 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,964 That lucky bastard. I say Kill it! 208 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,049 But it loves me, and I love it! 209 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,342 Kill them both! 210 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:36,969 Killing them seems like a hassle. 211 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:39,596 Can't we just set it free to live with its own kind? 212 00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:42,641 Poor, ignorant Leela. 213 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:45,811 The bone vampire is now extinct on its home planet. 214 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:47,688 (GASPS) That's perfect. 215 00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:51,441 We can reintroduce it to the wild and repopulate the species. 216 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:54,111 Yeah, let's do those Leela things! 217 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,404 (YELLS) 218 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,917 Well, buddy, how do you like your new home? 219 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,588 See, he's happy already. 220 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,756 That thing doesn't have emotions, Fry. 221 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,800 Its brain is the size of a walnut. 222 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:19,678 So are walnuts, and they're delicious. 223 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:27,394 I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy, but you'll be happier here. 224 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:28,812 (MUTTERING) 225 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,898 So, go on, go. 226 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:33,650 Goodbye, Mr. Peppy. 227 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,361 Come on, man, don't do this. 228 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,071 Go on now. 229 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,867 I mean it, don't make this any harder than it has to be. 230 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:43,660 It's time to let go. 231 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,745 Ow! 232 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,957 Thanks, Leela, he just needed a little extra push. 233 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,008 Come on, Fry, let's go home and... 234 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,134 (BEEPING) 235 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,137 Hold up, there's alcohol around here somewhere. 236 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,723 My Tanqueraydar IS going crazy. 237 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:06,225 (BEEPING GETTING FASTER) 238 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,351 Ha, ha. 239 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,728 Thought you could get away from me? 240 00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:12,439 You lose again, you stupid intoxicant. 241 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,651 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 242 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,957 We're not from around here. Hello. 243 00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:33,543 (SPEAKING IN INDECIPHERABLE LANGUAGE) 244 00:12:33,877 --> 00:12:37,673 Excuse me, but we're guests on your planet. Speak English! 245 00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:39,633 Behave yourselves, gents. 246 00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:42,261 Off-worlders best be welcome here, 247 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,347 especially if we're trying to get the Olympics. 248 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:46,848 (CLAMORING) 249 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,269 May I buy you a drink? 250 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,854 We don't get a lot of pretty faces around here. 251 00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:54,273 (GIGGLES) Uh... 252 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,233 Sure, but I'm driving. 253 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,610 I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got. 254 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,947 A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass. 255 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,284 Thanks. I suppose I should know your name 256 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,953 if I'm going to be drinking ten gallons of alcohol with you. 257 00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:10,831 MacZongo. Angus MacZongo. 258 00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:13,333 Major Angus MacZongo. 259 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,878 Handsome Major Angus MacZongo, Esquire. 260 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,171 Ooh! 261 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,048 Handsome and Esquire. 262 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,385 I'm Turanga Leela. My crew and I are from Earth. 263 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:27,389 So what brings you folks here to Do oh an 6? 264 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:30,392 We just released an endangered animal back into the wild, 265 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:31,727 a bone vampire. 266 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:33,145 (THUNDER CLAPS) 267 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,569 No need to thank us. Your shocked stares of gratitude say it all. 268 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:44,406 Dear God, you brought back the bone vampire? 269 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,158 The damned things wreaked bloody havoc 270 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,160 on our livestock for centuries. 271 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:52,164 Aye, until MacZongo here shot 'em all into extinction, he did. 272 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,667 Now we've got more livestock than we can slaughter. 273 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,296 Aye, 'tis a Bonnie time to be an ignorant villager. 274 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:03,342 We cannae have no murdering bone vampires back here. 275 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,719 Kill it afore it puts a bun in its own oven 276 00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:07,721 and repopulates the bleeding planet. 277 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,598 No! Angus is right. 278 00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:11,391 I thought you were named Angus. 279 00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:12,893 We're all named Angus. 280 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:15,771 Please, Mr. Peppy won't attack your livestock. 281 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,607 He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it. 282 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,401 Poppycock. Once he gets the smell of bones, 283 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:25,280 there'll be no stopping him. Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die. 284 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:29,326 Angus, wait, my strictly platonic friend is right. 285 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,287 At least wait a few days before you decide to Kill it. 286 00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:36,792 The last time I hesitated, a bone vampire snicked out me left shin. 287 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,505 Please, just a few days. 288 00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:45,384 Well, it would give us a chance to get to know each other. 289 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,304 The beast lives for now. 290 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,889 Thank you, Angus. 291 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,516 You're welcome! 292 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,062 (YAWNING) 293 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,901 I don't trust that MacZongo. 294 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,237 Maybe I should go keep an eye on Mr. Peppy. 295 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,155 Don't worry about MacZongo. 296 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,742 He and I are having brunch tomorrow. I'm thinking of wearing this. 297 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:15,080 It's nice, but there's still something I don't like about that guy. 298 00:15:15,163 --> 00:15:17,582 My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man 299 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,835 by the rigidity of his shins. 300 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,087 (SNORING) 301 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,093 (MAN SCREAMS) 302 00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,261 (ALL GASP) 303 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,720 What is it? 304 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:39,646 Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff! It killed little Angus! 305 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,524 They're all dead, and their bones are gone. 306 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,110 This was no accident. 307 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,196 Still think your Mr. Peppy is harmless, Fry? 308 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,198 He wouldn't do this in our sleep. 309 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,367 He would not, could not to a sheep. 310 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,579 The deal is off. The beast must die. 311 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,461 Ooh. Pimpy. 312 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,966 What are we supposed to do, 313 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:10,677 just sit here and wait for Mr. Peppy to be killed? 314 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,095 Sounds like a plan. 315 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,474 Guess I'll pass the time by lighting up an El Jerko. 316 00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:23,106 (BIRD CHIRPING) 317 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:25,817 (COUGHING) 318 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,403 Okay, that's it. I need some air. 319 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,534 (CRACKLING) 320 00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:36,661 Who's there? 321 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,874 Hermes, is this one of your zany practical jokes? 322 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,418 (YELLING) 323 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:51,676 (GASPING) 324 00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:56,348 Leela, are you okay? Did you drink too many aquaria? 325 00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:58,642 Look, the bone vampire! 326 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,188 (MOANS) 327 00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:06,399 Mr. Peppy attacked me. Quick, count my bones. 328 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,109 There should be 205. 329 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,034 Okay, that's better. 330 00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,202 Keep them coming! 331 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,790 I'm sorry, Fry, but no vegetarian could have done this. 332 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:26,503 I know, and as much as I love Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more. 333 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,130 He has to be put down. 334 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:33,843 Ah, don't feel bad. Major MacZongo is an experienced hunter. 335 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,138 He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head off as painlessly as possible. 336 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,890 No, not MacZongo! 337 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,769 If anyone is going to kill Mr. Peppy, it should be me. 338 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:45,480 Fry, I know you're upset right now, 339 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,651 but I hope you'll consider donating the body to science dinner. 340 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,735 (SLURPING) 341 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,657 Here, Mr. Peppy. 342 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,159 Mmm, lovely bones. 343 00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:01,663 We've been walking for hours. I hope we can find our way back. 344 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,416 Don't worry, I left a trail of bread crumbs. 345 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,751 And I left a trail of cigars. 346 00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:12,257 You don't have to do this, Fry. 347 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,801 Mr. Peppy just gave me a little love concussion. 348 00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:16,970 Thanks, Leela, but I have no choice. 349 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:20,348 I can't let my monstrous de-boner get anywhere near you. 350 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,850 There it is! 351 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,353 Well, this is it. 352 00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,480 You guys wait here. 353 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,734 This is going to kill him more than it does me. 354 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,529 Goodbye, boy. 355 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,657 I'll think of you whenever I sit on something round. 356 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:41,995 (SCREAMS) 357 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873 (EVERYONE GASPS) 358 00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:47,042 What's happening? Did you Kill it? 359 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,129 The bloody idiot bloody shot me. I'm all bloody bloody! 360 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,881 (EXCLAIMING) 361 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,425 Mr. Peppy, bullets make you talk? 362 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,594 That's not Mr. Peppy. 363 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,432 Jinkies, he Scooby-Doo-ed us. 364 00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:05,060 Why, Major MacZongo, why? 365 00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:09,314 It's been 30 years since last I killed a bone vampire. 366 00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:11,983 The villagers didn't idolize me like they used to. 367 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,277 You seemed pretty popular at the pub. 368 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,905 I work there as a greeter. 369 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,324 Your beast was my chance to be a hero again, 370 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,201 but the damn thing was a vegetarian, 371 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,161 so I slaughtered the sheep myself. 372 00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:24,913 But why did you attack me? 373 00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:28,249 So I could impress you by seeking revenge on the creature. 374 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,585 Us greeters don't get a lot of action. 375 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,754 On paper it seemed like a win-win situation. 376 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,590 Do you realize what this means, Fry? 377 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:38,343 Your pet's not dangerous after all. 378 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:41,638 I told you. Mr. Peppy's a lover, not a fighter, 379 00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:44,182 like Dwayne "The Rock" "The Tooth Fairy" Johnson. 380 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,434 (CHEERING) 381 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,770 (SLURPING SOUND) 382 00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:51,189 Hey, what's that bone-sucking sound? 383 00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:56,986 It's Mr. Peppy. I'd know him anywhere. 384 00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:00,365 Huh. So apparently, Major MacZongo and Mr. Peppy 385 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:02,283 were each doing about half the sheep-killing. 386 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,119 (GROWLING) 387 00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:05,453 (SCREAMING) 388 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:12,168 Why, Mr. Peppy, why? That tickles. (LAUGHING) 389 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,463 (CRYING) Now I really do have to kill you. 390 00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,008 Wait! Don't shoot! 391 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,094 The beast is a Godsend. 392 00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:24,556 Like I said, we've more livestock than we can slaughter, 393 00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:28,643 but thanks to this ravenous bogie, that's no more a problem. 394 00:20:28,935 --> 00:20:30,228 Angus is right. 395 00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,564 The cursed thing even debones them, 396 00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:36,067 which is perfect for today's fast-paced, lazy consumer. 397 00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:39,154 (SPEAKING IN INDECIPHERABLE LANGUAGE) 398 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,864 The beast must live! 399 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:43,116 (CHEERING) 400 00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,785 You know what the best part is? 401 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,622 From now on, whenever we're eating fresh, organic space-meat, 402 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,958 we'll know exactly where it comes from. 403 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:57,464 One bucket of double-fried, triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please. 404 00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,299 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 405 00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,259 All kinds. 406 00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:02,844 Ah... Make it two, 407 00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:06,055 and a small whiskey. Large.